Why Ann is Great:

First off, she has not killed me yet which I think is really important in a friendship. She is also compassionate, smart, and damn funny.

She knows which comics are good and which suck, which helps me navigate this crazy world we live in. She is one of my best friends and just knowing her makes me happy.

She is a good, kind person who hates everything I like to eat, which means I never have to share.

Ann is great.

What has Ann given the world?

A bunch of sweet-ass Hot Fuzz fic, some damn fine Night Vale fic, shiny Pokemon fanart, and a whole lot of amazing creative endeavours that I am truly envious of.

But the best part about Ann, is that she's willing to share her creativity with others! And thus, I've actually been honoured to participate with her writing. And she has made mine truly shine.

Ann is amazing. In conclusion.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANN!

This is just a website birthday card! On this day you are I cannot remember the year (which means we can use this again next year!) and that is awesome! Do you know how many people don't make it that far? I haven't even made it that far and I keep using cheats!

Why Birthdays Are Great

Because they are like saying 'suck it' to the grim reaper.

Which is kind of mean. I mean, he's not that bad.

I know you're having a hard time lately, but I just want you to know that I love you and lots of people love you and we're pulling for you.